Santa

I saw Santa the other day.

Actually, I've seen him a few times in the last couple of weeks, usually he's driving a heavily decorated bus, with Merry Christmas on the destination board. I also saw him walking up the street, but I think that one was an impostor. When he got closer you could tell the beard was fake.

Anyway, that day has arrived so, in the words of Robbie Williams, "Merry Christmas, and if I don't see you before then, happy new year."