13 July 2009

Time to move

They've found me again.

I got a letter today from the Reader's Digest Sweepstakes people to say I've got a good chance to win $500,000. I thought I'd got them off my scent years ago, I guess not.

If I ever go missing, don't call the cops, just call Reader's Digest. They'll find anyone eventually. I bet they know where Lord Lucan is.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mmmm, you've done something to upset the gods.

moz monster said...

Gee .. and I thought it happens just to me in my country ... I feel for you !